were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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