not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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