she was so not down for the gang bang
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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