Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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i want to swaddle you in tequila
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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