ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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