3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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