So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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