dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
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I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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