We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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