Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
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