so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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