Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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