Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
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I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
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No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Let's get the cat blown out
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
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