Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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