no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
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Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
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I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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