I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
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Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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