Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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