He kissed a someone with a penis
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Alive.
So much puke
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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