We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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