And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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