I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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