he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
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Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
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We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?