I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
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yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
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"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again