I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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