so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
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just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
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We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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