i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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