Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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