it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
No subtext here. People are naked.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
