you guys were way drunker than both of me
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
