Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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