Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
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If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
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Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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