Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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