Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
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Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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