Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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