yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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