She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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