sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
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So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Help me help you realize you are a moron
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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