ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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