3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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