I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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