thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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