Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
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Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
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His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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