I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Pooping to opera.
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