we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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