Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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