I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
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