I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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