dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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