we're blogging at a bar
If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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