I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
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The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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