I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
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how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
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And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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