I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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