I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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