ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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