the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
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I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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