I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
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Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
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Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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