Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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