I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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