if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
how does that bad decision feel?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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