I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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