I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
