I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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